Georgy Russell for Governor Blog

Sunday, December 14, 2003
thong tha thong thong thong
matching thongs! Note the feet, and the moves are truly awesome.
Wednesday, December 10, 2003
What you find on the internet...
I like to use the expression "out of control" when I think a person's actions, or some other phenomenon are just over the top, unexpected or unexplainable. In IM speak, it's OOC, and I think this website, sent to me by a friend deserves like the OOC of the century! OOCOTC! I read through it wondering if it was a joke, but I'm 99% sure it's not.

I'm all for freedom of speech, obviously, so now it's my turn to exercise amendment one.

First of all, take a look at the "Habu's Corner." Yes, corner, that's all Habu gets because Habu, an elephant, is apparently an Indian Elephant, (the red dot and the outfit tipped me off), and believes in too many gods. Here's what they say re: Habu:

"Wouldn't you rather have just one God who loves you a bunch than a bunch of gods that don't love you at all?"

Next up we have the Atheist, who is grumpy and bitter (and apparently likes coffee and lounging in a robe!). If you see one (this site is for kids) TELL YOUR PARENTS OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY AND DO NOT TALK TO THEM! How will kids be able to distinguish between a coffee drinking robe wearing Christian and an Atheist?

So the BEST part of this website is their cafe press store, where you can buy cards for your grumpy Atheist friends, and BETTER YET THONGS!!!!! This is the ULTIMATE MOOD KILLER THONG if I have ever seen one. The funny thing about it is that like the girl wearing it is basically proposing to the dude she's with, so it doubles as the ULTIMATE FEMINIST THONG!!! Problem is, I think that you should really ALREADY be married by the time that the guy gets to see the thong, so maybe this is like the ULTIMATE I'M CONFUSED THONG!

Finally, I have to say that the Shalom tee for girls is super cute.

I learned that Howard Dean is an Atheist, so if you're reading this, and you like him, perhaps buy a few packs of those cards and mail one everyday! No wonder the guy is so grumpy and bitter!

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